I figured I'd rather write this than write an English essay. Right on.

[lawngnomesrhot]

"Phil: It's funny, because 'brevity is the soul of wit'...so they should try to keep the poster bre...vious ... brevious?
Tim: Brief, Phil. Brief." - discussing something highly unimportant

Comments

[dead_nightmare9]

Woah, way to have like your school list on either side of the country!

Today was pwcps 2nd day off of school, and just now i got an email saying tomorrow is another snow day! woohoo! because i'm half way through a math project that would've been due today! :)

yeah, just kinda wanted to rub the three snow days in your face. Take that germany and all of your college choices!

[lawngnomesrhot]

GO TO HELL DAMN YOOOOOU

[englishteaparty]

but timmy, how could you not be a whiny cunt?

[closetocrazy]

I hope you go to Clemson.

I do believe that is closest to me.

Go to Clemson damnit.

[undead_storm]

You silly boy, your posts always make me giggle until I realise that I'm still trying to maintain my mad gangsta cred and then I shoot whoever saw me giggling to begin with.

As to your gang-bang scenario- it is completely realistic. Your hot white ass would fetch a handsome price in the gang bang black market. Vanilla sex gods are considered a delicacy in some parts of the urban jungle :)

[anonymous]

go eat a big rock. then wait 30 minutes, go swim, and subsequently sink to the bottom and die!