I was going to spend time writing you all sweet nothings, but I'm too tired and I need to finish packing.

Wish me luck in Miami, beautifuls.

timothy

"It's for the Myspace." - me, giving me valedickhead speech. Yes, I can now quote myself.
or
"wa-wa-wa-WAWAWA!" - My sister and I, making fun of my mother's "whining" using an irritating theme from a slot machine on the cruise ship
or
"Mama? Mama!" - Katie, Derek, Alison, Mindy and I shouting my kitty's call across the base
or
"Katie: Tim?
Tim: ( Read more... )

"Isn't it pretty to think so?" - The Sun Also RisesOne exam left (Chemistry) and then this badly-designed and poorly-thought out experiment known as my high school career can come to an end. It's pretty safe to say that I dislike the person I have become immensely. It will take weeks of laziness to overcome this practically insatiable drive to ( Read more... )

"You behave like a bitch." - a fellow yard-saler calling my aunt names
or
"Tim: Hey mom, does the 'Sam' in Sam's Club stand for Sam Walton?
Mom: Yeah, it does.
Tim: Hey mom, does the 'BJ' in BJ's stand for blowj--
Mom: No, goddamnit." - a random conversation between the momzie and me
or
"Tim: Was he a good boyfriend? Did he get you flowers?
Claudia ( Read more... )

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeah *gyration of crotch area*" - Korin and I, concerning pirate pornography/chemistry grades/just about everything ( Read more... )

"Claire: You've been going tanning? That's bad for you!!
Tim: Claire, what isn't bad for you these days?
Claire: Uhm, eating...fruit." - discussing the merits of my slightly darker skin ( Read more... )

"Dear Timothy,

We are writing with the exciting news that you have been selected as a finalist for a Singer Scholarship at the University of Miami. The Singer Scholarship is the University’s most prestigious academic financial award.   It offers four years of full tuition, totaling approximately $128,000."

I guess that means I'm accepted? :P

"Phil: It's funny, because 'brevity is the soul of wit'...so they should try to keep the poster bre...vious ... brevious?
Tim: Brief, Phil. Brief." - discussing something highly unimportant ( Read more... )

"And to answer your question, yes. I tossed that salad." - Kyle, after purchasing a healthy lunch from the commissary ( Read more... )

"I have 60 euro. Let's just buy a ton of food and eat until we vomit all over each other. Don't you love me?" - my mother ( Read more... )