A break of spring proportions. (PE spring = 1/2kx^2, where k=constant of proportionality)

[lawngnomesrhot]

"You behave like a bitch." - a fellow yard-saler calling my aunt names
or
"Tim: Hey mom, does the 'Sam' in Sam's Club stand for Sam Walton?
Mom: Yeah, it does.
Tim: Hey mom, does the 'BJ' in BJ's stand for blowj--
Mom: No, goddamnit." - a random conversation between the momzie and me
or
"Tim: Was he a good boyfriend? Did he get you flowers?
Claudia

Comments

[englishteaparty]

i think my favorite part was the cabaret ref.

[jazahazahat]

Man, this was a great read! It's like 6:30am now and I have yet to sleep. And normally (for some odd reason) this is around the time I decide to read people's LJs and I usually read your entries in small installments because I'm too damn tired to read your novel-length entries. But this one kept me reading nonstop haha. Oh and you forgot to mention that Andrea was gonna be a foot model for like $200 hehehe

[123talina]

UM?! WHOAAA.

oh and i love your conversations you have with your family members/friends

[lawngnomesrhot]

Whoa in a good or bad way? :(

[123talina]

close to my home!

[lawngnomesrhot]

That's why I choosed it!!!1

[perfectbalance]

My question is how did your annual EFC go from 70 grand to 63 grand just because you had interimposed your SSN with Dad's...? FAFSA has some shoddy math skills.

[lawngnomesrhot]

The $70K was just an estimate that I got because I wasn't able to fill out the entire FAFSA originally.