I think it's time that I format my computer.

Wish me luck, beautifuls.

Yeah, and thanksgiving was good and all that jazz.

"Just go and kick leaves in the forest." - my English teacher ( Read more... )

"Phil: I would've gotten the chocolate ice cream like you, but it gives me the chocolate lips.
Tim: Who you been givin' a blowjob to, Phil?
Phil: Condoleeza Rice." - the ice cream conversation AS WELL AS

"Phil: What would scare you more, a zombie robot or a robot zombie?"
"Tim: Robot zombie. At least it looks kind of like a real zombie, whereas a ( Read more... )

"Tim: I saw you guys's test scores . . . wait, is that proper grammar?
Kyle: Yes, I believe so, although it doesn't sound right.
Phil: What's wrong with "your guys's''?
Kyle: No, that would be the possessive of guys. Like, if you had little guys taking the test for you.
Tim: Either that, or if I saw the scores of your guise." - discussion at ( Read more... )

Or, more accurately, today. In a few hours or so.

I still have 20 pages to go in Heart of Darkness, which has taken me much longer than expected.

goddamnit.

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." - Scott and I, lampooning The Godfather until it wasn't funny anymore. Then we continued ( Read more... )

"Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo."--The Schlick's debut hit song, "Reminiscing Swing Dancing in the Alps on March 14th, 1929"

Short story: still haven't left for California yet

Longer story: still haven't left for California yet because my sister got sick

Longer story in acronym form: SHLFCYBMSGS

Longest story: I still haven't left for California ( Read more... )

My sister Kelley just called College Board to find out my AP scores. Unfortunately, AP US History and AP Language/Comp scores were unavailable, but I did get my AP Art History score.

Hhahahahaha.

College Board considers me "well qualified" (4/5) after a year of random flipping through the book and having Mr. Penter say everything looks like a

"I won't be 21 yet, so we can't get totally SHITFACED!" - Phil, referring to our party on the upcoming "square root day" (3/3/09 ( Read more... )

"EXT.- ABANDONED STREET - AFTERNOON
JUAN JOHN
[Internal Monologue]They say that leaves are green. No...no I can't say I agree with that. How do you substantiate a claim like that? Maybe the green you see is a blue to me."--the first line in our completely avant-garde and ultimately pointless film (in the vein of Un chien andalouWhere did I leave ( Read more... )