[IC#4]

[lawsd]

1. Thank God it's morning, that means Tessa can finally stop drunk texting me demanding I "emerge from the batcave formally known as Yeovil and come and get drunk with frends!!!1!? [sic]".
2. April Fool's Day is not funny.
3. My landlord is not funny.
4. Height jokes are not funny.
5. Mother's Day is being spent in Surrey, with or without anyone in particular.

Comments

[paddythebamf]

I see somebody got out of bed the wrong side again this morning.

But good God! Someone should really have a word with Tessa and sort out her spelling.

[lawsd]

Can you sort out her drunk texting me first?

Actually, can you sort out her terrifying Duncan first?

And I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed.

[paddythebamf]

Hmm. It sounds like I need to have a little word. What's she done to Duncan this time?

You could always turn your mobile off like a normal person when you go to bed.

[lawsd]

I'm not sure. I just got texts from him begging me to "save him". Apparently because we share a county I can control Tessa?

The last time I did that was the time of the flood, where you personally climbed in through my windowsill. I still haven't forgiven you for that... awakening.

[junders]

Text from 077********

Breaking news: mothers have super powers which allow them to detect garage bought flowers. I'm in trouble already. I feel like I'm 12

[lawsd]

TEXT: 07#########

Told you so.

[junders]

Text from 077********
Some of us have busy lives! And you don't have siblings to compete with, making you look bad and stealing your crackling. Though the kids are fun

[lawsd]

TEXT: 07#########

I have a busy life! And stop blaming things on your siblings just because you're a terrible son.