Do not think about this week. Do not think about tomorrow. Do not think about Commons. Do not think about it. Do not say anything.

Interesting IMF report. I am glad they agree with the system we are implementing

Do not think about it.

 Well, I am definitely not clearing this up. Or restocking my alcohol cabinet, I think my landlord owes me that much.

Now, where are my office keys?

My parents apparently had a bet on whether or not the Rapture would occur.

This will end well.

 Happy Easter to all, and I hope you get plenty of chocolate.

I have a feeling my mother sent mine to my London house... I'm not going to get it off the landlord am I...?

1. Thank God it's morning, that means Tessa can finally stop drunk texting me demanding I "emerge from the batcave formally known as Yeovil and come and get drunk with frends!!!1!? [sic]".
2. April Fool's Day is not funny.
3. My landlord is not funny.
4. Height jokes are not funny.
5. Mother's Day is being spent in Surrey, with or without anyone in particular.

Oh my God, my head.

Little tip for anyone: don't go out drinking with Paddy. He may be seventy or is it eighty, but he can drink a teenager under the table.

Oh my God, why is the television on so loud downstairs?

Someone needs to educate my mother in how to use the internet, as when she looks me up this appears. Much as it breaks the hearts of many people, I am not behind bars.

Also, Lib Dem drinks? Really?

Have been planning my presentation for the YBG Meeting on Friday. Obviously an important one. If I can have YBG onside of the coalition, then it'll be far easier to help create economic policy.

Any thoughts?