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[lawyer_girl]

If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large trout, who would it be?I truly see no point to this moronic question, but I suppose sometimes the things they ask us have to appeal to those who are completely brain dead, which would account for more than half the people I work with and the majority

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[shaman_x]

Tom Cruise is a demon?! But he's so tiny!

[lawyer_girl]

Tiny demon. Tiny Scientologist demon.

[shaman_x]

Man, if I was a wee beastie and I was going to manifest in the full view of the public? I'd get me some hulking manflesh to inhabit. Tiny!

[lawyer_girl]

Well, he's of a rare breed known for their insanity and sheer stupidity.

[bitter_brother]

Uh... I'm pretty sure that's not the big secret that Tom Cruise is hiding. Or, if it is, it's combined with something more, uh... earthly.

[shaman_x]

He's hiding mud?

[bitter_brother]

In a manner of speaking. Yes.

But if you were confused by the word "earthly" ...maybe "mundane" would have been a better choice.

[shaman_x]

I don't think the gay thing and the drugs thing count on account of how they're not what you'd be calling real secret secrets now.