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Free iPod!!!!!
I can't believe it! I just got mine in the mail. You don't have to pay anything, just click this link>>, enter your password and you can have your very own iPod sent to your HOUSE!!! I love mine and if I had my way, everyone would take Apple up on this incredible offer!!! Do it today! You won't be sorry! -
[WIP], Pt. II
Miller and Marcus, esteemed specialists from the Billions Triage Station, a wholly owned subsidiary of Wolfram & Hart, are present during the restoration of Tucker Wells. They don't actually do the restoring themselves... they just manage the inventory, which in this case is an adult male, in the advance stages of petrification, who had apparently ( Read more... ) -
Fic: [WIP], Pt. I
Interplanar Triage Station, 5:78 amSo, Miller is eating a sandwich. The ubiquitous sandwich: eaten by the forensics geek, the quirky mortician, or the comedic lab technician. In this case, it’s the dinner of a mid-level triage specialist at Billions Triage Station, a Wolfram & Hart-owned holding station located outside of this sphere of ( Read more... ) -
Notice Of Demolition/Laters
I had my assistant write me an amazing exit post, but no dice: he claims that LiveJournal ate it. Can't believe a word that demon says. In the end, I guess anything worth doing is worth doing yourself ( Read more... ) -
Worklife
Somedays, I wake up and my life is all laid out before me, like an outfit, or a buffet or a drunken whore. This morning, I woke up and my future was laid out in front of me, just like a combination of all of those analogies. The Partners wanted to talk to me ( Read more... ) -
Meme: Two words
The Two Words Meme ( Read more... ) -
Challenge: Truth
Tell the truth about something you usually lie about.
Can you blame me for feeling a little overwhelmed by the options, here? I work at a law firm. I'm an impulsive asshole. I started my villainy in high school. Compulsive cheater, compulsive addict, compulsive idiot. So, which, of the myriad of choices to talk about here, should I tell the truth ( Read more... ) -
MEMES: Sum of my parts
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5 - smoking pot while on acid is more impressive
Ever had sex at church -- $25 - but I've wanted to
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 - one of the perks of being wasted ( Read more... )