this is quite possibly the most epic thing I have ever seen in the history of ever.

http://www.slashgamer.com/2009/03/18/wtf-sheep-pong/

The end of the internets, we approach it once again.

Cause people always find out and I want to allay panic. Kim was hit by a car tonight just outside the retro, would appear she just stepped out in front of it. I've just got back from the hospital now and she's fine. Well she's some nasty cuts on her face and probably broken her leg but considering the possibilities I'm going with fine. Also her ( Read more... )

As it says, I have a home internet connection, its coming through my shiny new mobile phone (Fuck you BT, fuck you).

Not tested its WOW capablities yet, but it should handle it.

I'm so happy :D

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Gay Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 19 to 25-Year old Males
(144 total) Dating11.54%34.13%30.37%Gone steady Self-Lovin'34.85%60.85%43.71%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself Shamelessness43.55%77.34%70.76%Puts 'em on the glass Sex Drive50%75.01%68. ( Read more... )

So I'm stoned right now, apologies if this is too much information ( Read more... )

So tonight I ended up in retro when it closed with Andy and Mat who I lived with last year. We stayed there for a few hours and smoked in the girls toilets casue the outside doors were locked. Thats right I's in your toilets smoking my fags and reading your graffities oh yeah.

I'm sat right now in Jabba abd Lou's living room. The conversation involves licking aborted feotuses and horrific things in fishnet body stockings. I actually feel really good considering at 5:15am we me and Tiffany were sat drinking gin surrounded by past out bodies. We knew it was gonna be a good night when at midnight we were packed 5 in a car ( Read more... )

So due to intense directorial differences over a handful of scenes me and Kyne are no longer directing Bugsy Malone. I know you guys probably don't care about the details but the gist of it is a proportion of older members of the society wanted upwards of 60 people on stage at several points and me and Kyne were adamant that'd look crap, not to ( Read more... )

I noticed uptake from my so call friends is pretty low, so here's something to tempt you to come. Half the cast are 18 year old girls, they don't wear much. That is all.

As most of you will be aware, because the stress is making me rant a lot, I'm directing a production of Bugsy Malone and it opens two weeks yesterday. Naturally as you're all on my friends list you're obligated to come and see it. Defriending people who avoid it will happen ;) Although I MIGHT make an exception for people living over 100 miles away ( Read more... )