I don't usually like to impose these things on everyone so I will include it as a cut. These things become so much more hilarious after you have worked in an office for a while:
( Office Dares )

Wednesday night Jen and I went to the Cake concert. Jen had bought me tickets as part of my Christmas present and even presented them to me in a really cool way (she and Anna faked an album cover to say "Cake: Live at the Fillmore" and then put it in a CD jewel case with the tickets inside). So yes, the show was at the Fillmore Auditorium, which ( Read more... )

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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I was going to backdate this entry since this list is something I wrote December 31st after returning from another road trip to Texas with my sister. I want you all to see it, though, and notice that it exists so no backdating for you ( Read more... )

Before I get started on this baby I want to point something out. Perhaps just for myself. Maybe all of you readers already acknowledge this, but I'll say it to be safe: I really enjoy posting these top ten lists, however the purpose of them is to not only make you laugh, but more importantly to humorously tell you what's going on in my life right ( Read more... )

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Find out who I got that STD from.

Get your resolution here

Here it is…what you’ve all been waiting for: Sarah’s Top 10 Christmas Memories. I figure you all got enough helpful tips from the Thanksgiving edition. This time I’ll let the hilarity of my own life amuse you. By popular demand, this list has been created, updated, quotated, translated, and G-rated for your reading pleasure ( Read more... )

Jenny and I put up our Christmas tree last night. She is finally done with finals and so now the holiday season can officially begin around here. Since Jen has lived here she hasn't had a tree because, until I moved in, she was by herself. We went all out for new ornaments and lights as well as a nice big REAL tree. Our house now smells wonderful. ( Read more... )

The last 2-3 weeks have been sort of nutso at my house because Jen, my sister, has been in the throes of studying for law school finals. She's been around this block before - this is her 5th semester in law school and she only has one more to go. After this afternoon she is done for 2005. Much drinking and debauchery may ensue this evening, but I ( Read more... )