Seriously...I'm hanging my head in shame over this.


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Hello again. I just got out of my CPR class, provided by Displaytech. I passed my test with 100%! Yay! Anywho, part of the requirements to work in my office is that you have to be a complete goofball, thus I fit in here quite well. That being said, I'm sure you can guess that many funny and sometimes distrubing phrases were uttered during the ( Read more... )

Well folks, here we go again, If you're like me, getting through the holidays with kooky family members is tough. Here are some helpful hints in the form of a top 10 list to get you through this Thanksgiving (I'll do this the right way, starting from 10; Letterman style ( Read more... )

Hello all. My friend Rob and I have decided to start a blog together that has a word of the day and a quote of the day. He and I swap off who gets the word and who gets the quote each day and we think we are amusing - not just to ourselves either! I think you all will find it amusing too and so I suggest you add wotd_qotd as your livejournal friend ( Read more... )

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Have you ever been on a roller coaster that dosn't really terrify you, but one that has lots of ups and downs - some of which catch you off guard...some of which you can't see coming? Suddenly you've lost your stomach and you're so thrown because you didn't...couldn't...see it coming. What's worse is that while you're caught off guard by this ride ( Read more... )

Dear Maestro Kahane,

I, being a lowly mezzanine 1 dweller - yet loyal fan, do beg of you to conduct more shows for the CSO. I understand that you are presently two-timing with the Santa Rosa orchestra in California, but I would like to point out that we (being Denver) have paid good money for your services. Santa Rosa only wants you now because ( Read more... )

1. How slow time goes when you're bored. Compared to how fast time flies when you're having fun, it's quite unfair ( Read more... )

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