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My Favorite Fortune
I splurged a bit yesterday and decided to spend some money on some cheap chinese food. This came with a fortune cookie. When I opened the fortune cookie this is what it said:
"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot"
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New Years Resolutions
1. Cut Ben
2. Cut Ben again
3. Beat Ben at Basketball and then cut him afterwards
4. Beat Ben then cut Ben
5. Cut Ben at FNI
Well I think that's a good start to the year -
Need some help...
Ok, so I'm trying this so called "networking" tactic so...there are a couple options I'm looking at ( Read more... ) -
Let the lay-offs begin
Um...so I'm being terminated from my job in 4 weeks -
Playing Hookie
I'm taking a three day weekend (and well deserved in my opinion ( Read more... ) -
iPhone Ridonkulousness
Ok so...I don't really know what is going to happen until tomorrow (or I guess today since it is past midnight). I received a phone call from one of the VPs who basically planned and oversaw all the logistical components of the golf outing where I won said iPhone the other day (it was actually a gift card for the iPhone specifically). After ( Read more... ) -
Stomach Thrusts, Rescue Breaths and Diabetic Emergencies
So this Saturday I got CPR/First Aid certified because I've always wanted to be prepared ( Read more... ) -
I am Not a Thick Skinned Sales woman
So I am really really tired right now, and I apologize if this post is strange or incoherent. I just finished handing out free shots in heels for 2 hours and now my dogs are barking big time ( Read more... ) -
I am a Malibu Rum Field Ambassador
Yes that's right. I am a Field Ambassador. I have a uniform and a script. My uniform consists of a white "flirty" shirt and a tiny tiny white ruffled skirt. I will walk around in this saucy uniform and tell people about the smooth taste of Malibu rum. I will also tell them an interesting fact such as: did you know that Malibu Rum is considered a ( Read more... ) -
I'm A Friggin Gladiator
Awwww damn ( Read more... )