If anything exciting happens in my life, or anything at all for that matter, then I will update ( Read more... )

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( If you're a feminist then you probably don't want to read this )

Having not updated for 29 days now, I thought I'd point out that I'm still alive and well and a real update will be winging its way to LJ once I've finished work tomorrow and my brain has woken up from mind numbing customer service.

I heard this on Countdown the other day (yes I'm sad enough to watch Countdown. Incidentally I scored more points than the two contestants...) and it made me laugh.

Damn good poem this :D

Common ColdGo hang yourself, you old M.D ( Read more... )

Well well well ( Read more... )

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( Hooray for boring long quizzes! )

This shit gets worse