Comments | lazarus_rises: Voice

lazarus_rises

Voice

Mar 15, 2009 12:21

So Aaron, what's the special of the day? And since I've been promoted to delivery boy, anyone else need anything while I'm out ( Read more... )

hunting trip, forgive me for i have sin-whatever, santa's little helper

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herolike March 15 2009, 19:29:52 UTC

It's purgatory, isn't it? Or an equivilent to it anyways.

lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 19:41:57 UTC

The conditions seem right, but the population raises a few questions.

herolike March 15 2009, 19:43:34 UTC

I think maybe people look too much into what this place is supposed to be.

lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 19:47:38 UTC

Whatever it is, it sucks. But the main thing is to stay alive, even if death is only a passing phase.

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lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 19:43:14 UTC

You're probably right.

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lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 19:48:44 UTC

Well we do have a few experts on the subject running around. Maybe we could ask one of them.

asilvertongue March 15 2009, 19:34:32 UTC

How reassuring.

lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 19:43:59 UTC

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it?

asilvertongue March 15 2009, 19:45:58 UTC

Right down to my warm and fuzzy core.

lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 19:50:32 UTC

Look at this way. At least you missed the demon serial killings.

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michaeloffire March 15 2009, 19:51:57 UTC

This doesn't look anything like Hell. Depending on which fucking part you mean, it might be an improvement.

lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 19:55:46 UTC

I never took much time to enjoy the view.

michaeloffire March 15 2009, 20:26:09 UTC

Some parts of it are pretty, but it's that sick kind of pretty? Like one of those cakes that are shiny and colourful, but when you bite it, there's rotten intestines inside.

lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 20:43:39 UTC

Guess where they got them from.

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Voice asouroldelf March 15 2009, 20:02:48 UTC

I ain't generally one to turn nice boys away from my forge. But don't you go calling me Santa's little anything again, dammit.

Voice lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 20:04:25 UTC

Sorry, I wouldn't want to get on your bad side. I've seen what happens to the ones who do.

Voice asouroldelf March 15 2009, 20:08:55 UTC

Yeah, yeah. What is it I can do for you, eh? Don't got much work at the moment.

Voice lazarus_rises March 15 2009, 20:13:24 UTC

I'm looking for iron, scraps of it, anything that can be melted down into bullets. I've got a watch that's silver that I need rendered down too.

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