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michaeloffire Aug 05, 2009 17:56

The woman woke up, didn't she? I made her a cake since she seems to like that shit. It looks mostly normal! Maybe the top is a little fallen in, but that's where the ice cream can be put if Lucifer makes some for her. I was trying to read one of those human books on sickness that was on the shelf, and the words match up with the wordshit on the ( Read more... )

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michaeloffire Aug 02, 2009 12:00

Owen? The doctor around here? Crawford went and tore himself all up. I'm sure humans aren't supposed to be hot enough to cook on. I think something happened to his hand. It's all wrapped up. He smells bad.

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michaeloffire Jul 30, 2009 08:00

What the fuck is this?

Ake!

Cake? Is this the kind that ice cream in it?

Illow ake.

She won't mind. So we have some cake. What's that back there? We need something else to go with it. Think we could talk Lucifer into making some pancakes?

Ohn an Ifer ake akes. Ith yrup. Ots yrup.Yeah, yeah, I know Lucifer makes pancakes with that syrup ( Read more... )

the uck and michael show, julia childs he is not, uck the chocolate lover, cake is mine, michael's demands for the day

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michaeloffire Jul 28, 2009 18:47

[The communicator flips on, showing Uck peering at it thoughtfully. His paw taps a button or two before he nods. The bumbler scurries onto the bed and perches on Michael's chest.]

"Ichael."

[When there's no response, the bumbler whaps him on the face with a paw.]

"Ichael."

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awake, the uck and michael show, with friends like this..., the dreaming disease

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michaeloffire May 15, 2009 18:40

I've said this before, but the idiots of the city just don't get the fucking point. No one calls me 'Mika' but Raphael. Even he's not supposed to call me it, but if shouting and beating on him for a few eons hasn't gotten it through his head, not much else will. The rest of you I'll just kill. Saves us all a lot of fucking trouble since there's ( Read more... )

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michaeloffire May 14, 2009 21:01

[Michael's voice comes from a distance along with the revving of a waspish sounding engine. The communicator, oddly enough, it pointed towards a what looks like the end of a very high up parking garage. One of the barriers has been broken out so that it's a clear path out.] "That button, Uck! I told you! That one!"

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michaeloffire May 13, 2009 19:35

Dean will be a losing the race human shortly. The only way he's going to win is if one of those fucked up animals jumps into the street. I don't know what the big grey thing is with the horn on its nose, but it has a really fucking bad attitude. It's as big as the car I found.

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michaeloffire May 12, 2009 20:00

Has John woken up and back to being himself? I'll be in shortly to check on him. If he's awake and coherent, someone shove his fucking communicator in his hands. I want to know what the fuck happened ( Read more... )

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michaeloffire May 11, 2009 23:26

Found him.

Took him home.

Crawford is watching him while I go track down Lucifer and his women. He's too drugged up to make sense, so wait until tomorrow to say anything too him.

Thanks all.

Locked to Lucifer:

Will you come home and see him? I left him at the Lux with Crawford. He makes no sense at all.

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michaeloffire May 11, 2009 18:50

I'm going to go find John. He wouldn't have just up and left like that. Someone did something to him. He fucking promised me he wouldn't. I don't know what the fuck happened, but John wouldn't have just left! Something or someone happened to him. There's all kinds of bad shit in this city. Someone could have drugged him, tranced him, or ( Read more... )