What... the fuck ( Read more... )

Lucifer and John, going out to beat the shit out of Balthazar. He needs it. I'm getting tired of him calling me stupid all the time. I figure a good jet of holy fire down his throat and maybe he'll fucking reconsider his opinions. If not back by tomorrow, avenge my death and shit.

Uck is coming with me.

Uh, John?

That gun is really fucking cool.

I don't know what the fuck or where the fuck a McDonalds is, but we need some of their 'fries' for John ( Read more... )

No one panic because my eyes are gold. Raphael remembers me with them like that, and I had to change them back. I'm still me ( Read more... )

Some of you aren't all fucked up, right? You can't all be this screwed up. I hate children, damn it, and John is one. I don't know if SuperLu will be putting in an appearance or not. Crawford is some fucked up thing that has powers. That freaky two-toned haired human is killing shit in really ugly ways. Something is wrong with Lucifer ( Read more... )

[The video and audio pop on at once. Michael's side can be seen, the angel watching something across the floor. A black and white demon weasel comes in from the side, moving in its weird gallop across the bartop. It stops long enough to grab a martini glass in its jaws before heading on ( Read more... )

Locked to John, Gabriel, and Mazikeen

I took his necklace. He might be a little upset.

/lockedIs this take your bed outside and burn it night? I am not losing my fucking bed if it is. I like it. We fit in it just right, and I don't know where we'd get a new one. I am not sleeping on the damn floor ( Read more... )

Locked to John Constantine, Gabriel, and Mazikeen

Lucifer has been acting weird, sneaking around and shit. What's wrong with him?

Oh yeah, John and Gabriel, meet Mazikeen if you haven't already. Mazikeen, Lucifer's ex-wife, this is John, Lucifer's new wife and Sunshine. I think you know Gabriel.

What's he doing?

Locked to John Constantine ( Read more... )

Uh? People? You know that Tower out there? It just moved, and it moved a lot. It's about a hundred feet from the shoreline. That was fucking cool. It was way out there, and then it was right there ( Read more... )