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[lazarus_rises]

I'm gonna have to agree with Sammy on the whole tricksters thing. Wanna pull something out of thin air? How about my car. When I think of whose hands my baby might be in now

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[coy_smile]

You know...

I do have some pie left.

[lazarus_rises]

...You're kidding me.

[coy_smile]

Maybe Leon's interested.

[lazarus_rises]

Hey, hey! Let's not do anything crazy here. It's just when things seem too good to be true around here, they usually are.

...It was apple, right?

[devilsdrawnear]

I'm not stripping.

[ Locked to Dean // Unhackable ]

Dad's journal was in the trunk and I didn't have the knife on me when I woke up here.

[lazarus_rises]

Don't be such a prude, Sammy. Do it for the Winchester honor. You're not gonna let that Lucifer guy have the best show, are you?

Locked to Sam//Unhackable

Yeah, I figured you would've said something. Damn it. This place is crawling with demons, the knife would've nice.

[devilsdrawnear]

I don't actually think The Full Monty is part of our honor code.

[ Locked to Dean // Unhackable ]

Back to old-fashioned exorcisms?

[lazarus_rises]

You're probably right. The fewer men I see near a stripper pole, the better.

Locked to Sam//Unhackable

Not as flashy, but they do the trick.

[xxredfieldxx]

He's taller and has much better manners. What on earth are you going to do with yourself?

[lazarus_rises]

Well if anyone knows anything about guys with bad manners, it would be you.

[xxredfieldxx]

Ooh touchy. Did I push a button?

[lazarus_rises]

I just call 'em as I see 'em.

We've said over ten words to each other. Alex must be sleeping late today.

[teufel_schu]

So I'm supposed to want not just one but two demon hunters guzzling down all my beer and occasionally locking me inside their Happy Circles of Holy Shit?

[lazarus_rises]

It won't be that bad. Sam doesn't drink nearly as much beer as I do.

[teufel_schu]

I noticed a distinct lack of 'Schu, we promise not to lock you in anymore holy circles or in Sunde' or the ever so popular 'Schu, we promise not to try and pull your human clothes away from the demon ones'.

[lazarus_rises]

Come on, all that hunter/demon bonding time wasn't that bad, was it?

[michaeloffire]

There's two demon hunters now, and with me and John, there's two exorcists. I count even as an apprentice. We should have a contest! Hunters or exocists.

[lazarus_rises]

A contest? What, like some sort of demon banishing three-legged race?

[michaeloffire]

I don't know. Maybe we pick a demon and the first one to take it out wins?

Wait, John did say something about not just going out and killing for fun. What was it he said again?

[lazarus_rises]

You should probably listen to him. After all, he's just making sure that you two don't embarrass yourselves.