Voice

[lazarus_rises]

Ladies. I just want you to know that in spite of everything, you've given me a newfound appreciation for laser tag. Being chased by three women who only have eyes for you isn't a bad way to spend the evening. Let's take it to a mud pit next time

Comments

[myownmemory]

Tea sets?

Who are you trying to impress, Zexion?

[lazarus_rises]

See, silver tea sets can be melted down into silver. And silver can be made into bullets.

And silver bullets can kill a lot of bad things, including things we might run into when we're back at home, sweet home.

[myownmemory]

Silver bullets?

Does it really make any difference what they get shot with?

[lazarus_rises]

That all depends on what you're shooting. There's only one thing I know of that would kill anything, and it's not here.

[xxredfieldxx]

Sorry Dean, mud's not really my thing.

[lazarus_rises]

Jell-o?

[xxredfieldxx]

Nice try.

[timid_werewolf]

You say the nicest things! I'll make pie when we get home; your choice, just for that!

[lazarus_rises]

These diners have nothing on you. And don't sweat it, any pie is good pie.

[timid_werewolf]

I learned from the best!

Oh, I passed an antique store earlier...probably some er...silver there~

[lazarus_rises]

Yeah? Thanks. Now I'll be able to watch your back while you're baking.

[michaeloffire]

My car-machine is better than your car-machine, human. Wanna race?

[lazarus_rises]

Car-machine?

Why not? This one doesn't hold a candle to my baby, but she's got a few horses under the hood.

[michaeloffire]

Isn't that what they're called? Auto-machines? Car-machines?

Great! I'm down here by where all those big animal things came running out of. Watch out for the big grey one with the horn on its nose. It likes to charge.

[lazarus_rises]

It's just a car. You don't call them an 'auto' or a 'machine' unless you're a robot.

On my way. Anyone who makes roadkill is automatically disqualified.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I was just glad that I was able to prove myself right.

And mud is hard to clean off.

[lazarus_rises]

You proved that it took you and two of your friends to take me down.

Hey, if you're not having fun cleaning it off, then you're not doing it right.

[im_not_a_rookie]

But we still took you down! And if you're that eager to have me do it on my own, I'll take you out. I'm not afraid to spar.

Are you ever not a pervert?

[lazarus_rises]

Look, you've been a Turk since like...what? Eighteen? My dad started training me when I was five. I took guns to show and tell.

C'mon, it's not hurting anybody. Lighten up.

Look, I'm gonna race that angel kid. Want to wave the flag for us?