It's hard having to grow up like five years over the course of two, but we all have to do it sooner or later. I don't know what happened but there is a certain Jois de Vivre that hasn't been there for a while. Maybe it's softball. Maybe it's a more static schedule. Maybe it's that girl with the fire that I haven't seen for a while. Whatever it is ( Read more... )

Yeah so that last post was a little long winded and if you didn't read it all that's cool. I'm too pissed right now to really make it interesting. But for those of you who still might read this, I need to know how I can help the aid effort and also how I can get on any bandwagon that wants to call our "leaders" out on their shit. Any and all help ( Read more... )

So. I hate talking about politics. I do it sometimes simply because I enjoy pissing off people--especially uninformed, misinformed, or tragically biased people. But I'm too pissed not to say shit right now, and since this is basically a blog here we go ( Read more... )

It's been forever since I updated, and to be honest I am surprised I haven't been deleted yet. But since I haven't I figured I'd lay down some business cuz I don't need y'all to be in the dark ( Read more... )

What do you call a bunch of giraffes that run into each other ( Read more... )

Have you ever met someone and hit it off, and you were like "yo I think I'll try to hook up with this person." And so you plan to run into them here, and then you make plans for there and then you make out for a while and you're exhausted at work the next day ( Read more... )

That's right, back in full effect. The interweb is back on at my place and I actually feel like talking to other people so let me rap to y'all for a spell ( Read more... )

As those of you who have been paying attention may or may not have ascertained, I've developed my own mathematical system (for the benefit of the somewhat misguided soul who endeavored to poke holes in my argumentation I will say that the mathematical system is in fact inconsistent and therefore not, in an academic sense, worth paying attention to ( Read more... )

Well, I turned twenty-two on Sunday. I went to the Cubs game and got seriously hammered and went to bed around ten o'clock. I had been drunk since Tuesday and I just got tuckered out ( Read more... )

Alright so I finally paid my internet bill so now you all have to put up with me taking up bandwith again ( Read more... )