Don’t take what I say to bed with you ( Read more... )

EL JAY: Whats going on? You dont do this! Stop touching me Greg ( Read more... )

Ok, so, lets bring whoever up to speed.

Number One: Working at the Oaklands Hotel

Did i meet any hot secratary types in skimpy santa outfits? Did i BOLLOCKS!Though, i did make a huge impression... with the "Tabby" thing... and since working there my ass has been grabbed alot more than it used to. Also alot more mums have tried setting me up on ( Read more... )

... A Fucking post? You're kidding...

Coming soon, to an internet browser near you. "What the fuck is thi?!?s, pt II - 'I may actually write something this time!'"

Out.

Last night i went to see Pig Destroyer in manchester... when we got there we found out Modest Mouse were playing the same night... at the end of the night we decided we should have seen modest mouse because there were hot girls there... and just big sweaty men at pig destroyer... surprise ( Read more... )

So... being single for too long and spending too many lonely nights in has driven me to the world of The OC and One Tree Hill... I totally cried just a tiny bit at One Tree Hill today... just a little though ( Read more... )

So yesterday was my first day at work, today was my second ( Read more... )

I finally saw...uhh...SAW... last night ( Read more... )

The halloween show went better than expected thank god ( Read more... )

Life isnt good at the minute ( Read more... )