today we brought dopo to school. his roommate is pedro from brazil. he seems nice, and hes good at the guitar. matt came. that was fun ( Read more... )

went out to breakfast with simon and my mom and dopo... i had chocolate chip pancakes with confectionary sugar. i ate soooooooo much. i feel so sick.

A long time ago, they used to ship dry feces as fertilizer, but sometimes when stored low in the ship, it would get wet and rehydrate and release methane gases which would fill the ship. Then when the crewmen would light up, the gases would ignite and the ship would blow up! So on the shipping bags was written "Ship High In Transit". Hence the ( Read more... )

today at work i made about 50 phone calls (not exaggerating) to see if hotlines were still available at the numbers that we had. it was fun... people got confused... good times ( Read more... )

okay so today when i woke up, i banged my head so hard on my bed post for no reason at all. it hurt so bad ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD... MY COUSIN MEGAN IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD... I CANT BELIEVE I HAVENT WRITTEN THAT YET... OH MAN. IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE HER! AWWWWWWW... shes such a great cousin, always there for me, inviting me to stay with her so i can visit her college... there to talk to... what a great 20 year old.

today on my way to school, my mommy was driving me. yeah, she has to drive me to school and i take the bus home. just for this week though... as soon as my brother goes back to school, i get the car all to myself. ANYWAYS... so we turned into the school and there was traffic as always. so it was moving along slowly. we moved up and then ( Read more... )

my butt is bleeding and my vagina hurts.

last night, i was super pissed! i went to feed my rats and when i reached over to open the cage, i saw a GIANT hole in the top of the cage!!! they chewed through the metal wiring! what the hell??? i put foil on top of the hole, covered it with duct tape and put a book over that so they cant get out. their punishment??? i said "BAD GIRLS" and ( Read more... )

How to annoy people ( Read more... )