and now, a quote from ER's season finale last night: "why do i have to take orders from a nurse?" "abby is the obi wan of nurses." "so what does that make you, yoda?" "learn from her you will ( Read more... )

my little brother has started reading harry potter. :)
i hope he continues in good taste.

random disturbing line from my little brother's "bibleman" movie: "i'm about two seconds from replacing you with scott baio!" -- cliche-like bumbling villain to equally cliche-like moronic henchman
and now they're doing some weird ricky martin parody....

oh my GOD i'm tired....
*curls up in a ball*

I told Ben to make sure not to drink after me unless he wants a sore throat too. Hours later, he came in the kitchen and gave me one of his "get better bears" (throat-numbing lollipops in the shape of a bear) "to help your throat feel better."
He's so sweet.... Now I can't be mad at him for going to see Spiderman without me while I was in Denton.

My mother saw me taking my temperature this morning and when it showed a fever of 101, she said "Why are you sick?" in an accusatory tone.
Do all mothers have an innate distrust of their children, or just mine?... not that she has any reason to trust me, though, i guess.

about fifteen years ago i ( Read more... )

Approximately two months ago, Liz took my CD player. She asked first if she could take it, and I didn't say that she could, but she told Becca I did (it was in Becca's room) and took it anyway. She said she'd give it back when her computer was fixed ( Read more... )

And now, from my twisted friend Mandy....
Poke the Bunny. Requires Shockwave.
Be sure to poke it repeatedly.

tubachick53: define ambivalence ( Read more... )