Met Costume Gala

[le_cassy]

I have cobbled together some photos in collage form and given each collage a broad based reaction.

Comments

[aaaaaames]

holy crap, how weird is that--I was JUST going to come on here and post some pictures from this thing. Luckily, I see you have not posted any of the ones I was going to post.

What I was going to say is...
HAVE WE ENTERED THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!?!?!?!
What is happening with the world when Cate Blanchett shows up to an event looking like Skeletor:

[aaaaaames]

Oh, and I disagree that Claire Danes looks mmmkay. Bright orange and grey is NOT a good color combo.

I love Lucy Liu's dress.

[theswirtproject]

ooooh throwdown! I actually like Claire Daine's dress. except for the bow. don't like the bow. and she needs to hike that sucker up like an inch.

I also love Lucy Liu's dress. beautiful color.

as for Jessica simpson, what the fuck? also, gofugyourself has her wearing this:

[theswirtproject]

wait, on closer inspection, it's not Claire's dress that needs the pulling up, it's her boobies. they look flat and deflated to me.

[aaaaaames]

aha, yes, apparently my pic of Jessica Simpson was from LAST year's costume ball. why does she get invited to this stuff? repeatedly? it makes no sense. she's hideous and she doesn't even do anything. her current occupation? John Mayer's beard.

also, you can SO tell that she got huge boobies implanted in the time between those two photos. they look like water balloons.

[aflockofmollies]

who is that man with cate blanchett? her husband does not look like that. is he a rental?

[aaaaaames]

hm, good question. getty images captioned him as cate blanchett's "guest." yes, I think he is a rent-a-man.

[le_cassy]

Listed on the website where I found it as "Balenciaga’s Nicolas Ghesquière," the designer of the dress that she is wearing.

[aflockofmollies]

when will her poor husband get to be seen on the red carpet? she's hiding him. it's a conspiracy.