*clears throat delicately ( Read more... )

1. You’ve just hit your well-earned lunch break, when Le Cheezmaquer sails through the tea-room (and thus everyone goes suspiciously quiet and changes mid sentence: "Tell me about it! Last week, she - what? Oh - um, so then I said to her, I said - Oh, hello Le Cheezmaquer, I didn’t see you there.") - anyway, Le Cheezmaquer sails through the tea- ( Read more... )

Right ( Read more... )

I would like to announce our new member, thylacine_girl, who is most fearsome in the art of artsomeness, and recently underwent a fight in a Walmart parking lot with the milkman who we suspected of harbouring cheese *nods politely* Good use of sporks, Maighdie ( Read more... )

I’ve just about had it with these so called “minions”! I want everything and everyone gone. Eg, set about making architectural plans for a new tower. It must fill the satisfactory Dark Overlord Building Requirements ( Read more... )

Greetings and Salutations ( Read more... )

*yawns evilly*

Minions and Nobles, Prisoners and Guards, I have come to a conclusion ( Read more... )

Right! You lot! *shakes members roughly ( Read more... )

Hmm, let's see how accurate these new-fangled high-tech Future Fortune Teller On the Internet type-thingies really are...

See! It's a sign! I end up designing a computer mouse destroyer! I have already started this mission by eating two computer mouses (mice? mices?) but my digestive tract is feeling a bit tangled...