Life was pretty gay today. I woke up and threw up like sixty million times. But thats okay, cause then I have proof that I'm sick and my mom doesn't bitch at me about faking it. Whatev ( Read more... )

My mom decided not to wake me up today so I got to school around 8:30. It was nice. I took my very sweet time getting ready because she was still asleep. I could have just stayed home. But I didn't. I guess I make good choices ( Read more... )

Ahh, another fan-fucking-tastic day. Everything just seems to be getting better and fucking better.

Today I drew two eyeballs having gay sex on irenes lit book. We laughed for a good hour. Probably the best laugh I've had in a while.

Wow I kind of smell bad. I should probably shower. Or stop having so much sex.

Either one, really.

My stomach hurts ( Read more... )

I had a lapse of stupidity last night and told my mom about how Dave and I almost got his little cousin to lick the dogs asshole. I assure you, she was not impressed.

This blows, tomorrow is the first day I'm not gonna see dave since we got back together, and I'm not going to see him until fucking SATURDAY. Wicked fucking lame. I facking hate work

Dude. This sucks like....SO fucking bad ( Read more... )

Work was good until the last 10 minutes last night. I got yelled at for my inadequate mopping, then went outside wicked pissed off to smoke and fucking stepped into the huge puddle of mopping water and it flooded my shoes. Fucking DISGUSTING ( Read more... )

The dance 'twas nice. I got to see a lot of people I haven't seen in a while. And Dave got me a huge bouquet of pink roses<333 It was the best. Seriously, I fucking love that kid. Nothing wins me over like surprises of flowers =] They were soooooo pretty<3

Dave and I be spring flingin' this shizzat tonight.
See all you Gayshoba fags there.
And Clinton kids have fun drinking without me :[

me: "I'm quitting drinking"
sam ike: "NO THATS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!"

Today was pretty fuckin' gooooood.
Jessie knows what I'm talkin' about.
HAHA.