I hate today.
Are we 12?
Why must I be the bid doof who keeps believing your lies?
I am gonna hide inside until you can all act like adults.

Ok...so when you meet a handsome fella and he treats you with respect and he isn't just trying to get in your pants, and he can actually talk to you about books and music, and he isn't ashamed to admit he is into you in front of people, and he hugs you in front of his friends, and gives you kisses good bye and hello, and knows who the hell mingus ( Read more... )

I don't need to know everything you are doing.
Do we no longer exist if we are not validated by blogging?
yes..livejournal, i realize the hypocrisy here.
Tomorrow i will tweet every 20 minutes...just in case someone may miss something really important about me.
Don't worry, I will be sure to post them everywhere.

I don't want to ( Read more... )

he is very pleased.
and flatulent.

fyi....when people say he looks like an irish wolfhound...this is the nightmare future i see.

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yeah.
good shows
good people
nothing better than bringing down the house.
I am patting you all on the back...then I will give myself a reach around.

I'm gonna see some beards and mustache ( Read more... )

well...it finally happened ( Read more... )

how cute my dog is and how much he likes to party.

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I wish cloning was in effect so I could make more of me and more of my favorite people and then at least one version of ourselves would always be on vacation and having a great time and they could write us postcards and we wouldn't be bitter because we are them and they are us and we are having fun somewhere, right?

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