This is Colonel Emily Chaudhry.  I can't answer my phone at the moment.  If you have this number because I gave it to you then please leave a message at the sound of the beep.  If you're a reporter then my reply is 'no comment.'   If this is an emergency please hang up and call 999 or UNIT headquarters at +02086484726

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You Are Sunny and Inspiring
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OOC: The following contains spoilers for the BFA UNIT: The Wasting. Anything in Emily's journal could contain spoilers for the audios, really. I should post a general warning on her profile page. Also Brimmicombe-Wood, you should know, is played by David Tennant."Come to see the rat in his cage, Em?" The guard had barely closed the door when ( Read more... )

'm not crazy. That's the second thing you have to understand. You might think I am when I start mentioning the things I see everyday, but it's all true. I have the files to prove it all, not that you'll ever see them.  Anyhow the aliens, invisible vampires, plastic flowers and deadly robots aren't what I came here to talk about ( Read more... )

"Yes, Prime minister.  I understand, Prime Minister."  Emily bit her tongue for as long as it took to hang up the phone.  "You're a bloody prat, Prime Minister ( Read more... )

Loonier then invisible vampires from Kosovo?

Could be a John Smith scenario.