So... Amanda's engaged. I'm dealing better than I thought I might?

Yes, yes, it's been quite a while since I did a proper post. What else is new ( Read more... )

So, the top 5 things you could get at Chuck E. Cheese's through tickets ( Read more... )

Two hours ago, I would have posted about how I was at that beautiful nexus of drunkenness, when nothing can get you down. And still, nothing quite can ( Read more... )

Okay so check it.

Greatest way to kill yourself (not that you should):

Go to the LHC. Sneak inside the actual particle accelerator while in a Gandalf costume. Wait for them to be about to turn it on, and then shout, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Then come back as Dr. Manhattan.

So, on an application, what do you think is the hardest thing to mess up?

Not your name; you've got to type that in, and typos tend to sneak in. Not your essays; again, typos.

How about your birthdate?

Thanks to a typo, AMCAS and 15 Med Schools think that I'm 11.

Fuck.

Fuck. That's a new and exciting experience.

And now my hand is bloodied.

Hellz to the yeah cryptic and vaguely emo. Hell, straight up emo. Fuck it.

There's never going to be a better time for me to post than the present. (By the way, I'm going ot go ahead an n==d not look at the screen while I'm doing this. That'll teach those typos what's what. Or something like that.)

I've been hardcore procrastinating a lot of things that I probably shouldn't be recetly. Thankfully, I'm going to be doing ( Read more... )

As I write this, I'm moving into my 42nd hour awake (EDIT: Final time: 42 h, 11 minutes). I'm going to call it shortly after that. In these past 42 hours, I have ( Read more... )

Okay, let's say that there is someone who has the ability to alter his/her body shape, mass, and features at will (à la Mystique from the comics). Let's go on to say that (s)he is your significant other ( Read more... )