YAY i have a job!!!!!!!!

hope i like it

i hate job interviews. HATE. just hire me and ill do the job. i have no idea where i wanna be in 5 years. hopefully Michigan. too bad that answer isn't good enough... a place where there is room for advancement. ok. but then what do u wanna be doing then?! I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. just hire me . ( Read more... )

dont go to cedar point if u don't enjoy rollercoasters. obvious? not to all.

never let a vacuum salesman into your house after a long night of partying. when they say they make $26/hr just to show u a demonstration you're guaranteed 2 things: a half vacuumed room and an entire HOUR to do so.

im so hungry and im not allowed to eat! chicken broth is a luxury to me right now and if i drink anymore clear liquids im gunna throw up ( Read more... )

give a damn. give a damn. give a damn. others do.

paper mario is amazing.

this is how my teacher signs his emails:

Killing for Peace is Like Screwing for Virginity

wow

***Your Linguistic Profile:***

70% General American English

15% Upper Midwestern

5% Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Dixie

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
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