Maybe this event won't turn out so bad after all. The monkey's back. I can't figure out if that's good news or bad news. Now no one in the house will get something to eat except him ( Read more... )

This event shit doesn't change much. Except it's now obvious that I'm carrying around something long and hard and thick instead of keeping it hidden away. Ladies, I'd love to show it off, if anyone cares to see ( Read more... )

Unohana! Rukia! Shit! Someone said shinigami can locate people. Help me find Ginia. Please. I... Please ( Read more... )

[The PCD clicks on as someone is fumbling with the doorknob, trying to get it open ( Read more... )

So. Holidays. Not too shabby. Got good shit, had fun giving shit, you know. I get to punch Goku's lights out with the gloves, when the monkey shows up. He asked for it, Sanzo. Literally ( Read more... )

Let me tell you a story. &hearts ( Read more... )

Fuck this. I'm going for a walk. And when I get back, if people are still running from their problems, they better damn well not talk to me about them ( Read more... )

[Gojyo stopped in mid-stride, suddenly feeling in pain and ill. He took a step backwards, unsure of what was going on, and felt the symptoms go away.]

What the f-- Damn it, no. Not something else on top of this.

[Tails had stopped as well, looking around in confusion and see nothing amiss, just a grown up he hadn't met.]

Wonder what that was ( Read more... )

Now ladies, I know I might look a little on the older side now, but let me assure you that maturity has its benefits, and I am completely able to meet your every sensual desire. I am, after all, a walking sex god ( Read more... )

What the fuck happened? Where did the bastard go? Is this some sort of illusion, like the one on the stairs? Hell. Snow up to my knees? Nothing like being punched by Sanzo and then having everything change. Shit, it's soaking through my pants. I like things wet, but not cold and wet ( Read more... )