when I pissed on someone's steps while telling them to give me one of their beers, a night that these people still talk shit about:

"PUT IT ON MY TOMB STONE, FUCKERS!"

YOU'RE A BUG-EYED FREAK, KID. NEVER CHANGE!

"'I love you' and 'I kill you' sound almost identical in Chinese.
In 1991 Omema Nelson, an Egyptian woman in California, was convicted of killing, dismembering, barbecue-ing and eating her husband of only 3 weeks. Like any good woman, she only denies eating him.

I don't speak Chinese,
but I knew I was in trouble when all of my dreams were either ( Read more... )

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