I haven't updated in months, probably years... I've been unemployed for 9 1/2 months now. It sucks. as of a few weeks ago, I'm no longer paying my own bills, I've had to ask for parental assistance, which they're happy to give, but makes me feel like complete shit. I'm worthless, officially. I'm in a particularly bad moment of being down on myself ( Read more... )

I'm in escrow. EMD wire transferred, inspection complete, pricing the three appliances needed ( Read more... )

So, Mom has a friend (an older lady) who rents out a room in her house. She's curently in between renters and was looking for potential ones on craigslist. She came across an ad with a code of some sort that she couldn't decipher, so she asked my mother if she knew what it meant. Mom had never heard of it, so she called me ( Read more... )

"I'll make you breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"

"Here I am! What are your other two wishes?" (From Good Luck Chuck)

Do you know any good ones?

So it's been a really long time since I posted... Last was at the end of April. In May, I went to a festival here in Vegas and decided to go on the Slingshot, which is kind of opposite of bungee jumping except you're strapped into a 'pod' with your friend. Did it twice in a row and absolutely loved it, it made me want to go bungee jumping ( Read more... )

This is the box I decorated for my brand new niece, Phoenix.


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If denial is the first stage of alcoholism, would admitting it indicate that you're NOT an alcoholic?

Kristy Lee Cook of American Idol had just performed and was listening to the judges remarks when she said to Simon, "I can blow you out of your socks, and you know it"

I'm sure she didn't mean it the way everyone took it, but even Ryan said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here. Can someone turn up the A/C?"

Do the attributes listed at your sign fit you? Do you feel you could easily fit into more than one category? If so, do you feel you fit all of them ( Read more... )

I still think this is funny:


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