Some neighborhood barber really chopped me up good today. All for having principles. You see, it had been a new principle of mine to be a patron of small-business-owned barbershops instead of the omnipresent contagion of family "hairstyling" enclaves cloistered away in mini-malls in between gas stations and Tuxedo rental boutiques. I tried. I mean ( Read more... )

In my Sunday best, a gold ensemble accessorized with sun-hat & dark frame sunglasses, I patiently stand nattering with the corral outside the House of worship. When a bass-thumping low-rider snappishly breaks at an adjacent intersection, I begin editorializing the downfall of our youth by invoking scripture as ammunition. My humble audience of four ( Read more... )

I'm really unhappy with who I am right now.

I ate an apple today. When chewing it I felt in my mouth the sticker I forget to peel off.

If we are what we eat than I am a sticker?

(The account told is half true. I ate the apple but blamed April for swallowing the sticker. Just kidding!! No, but I haved mulled this over for 55 minutes and counting with still no real scientific and spiritual

This is quite possibly (it surely is) the lamest thing I could do, but I'm announcing here on my fossilized livejournal (it's old!) the creation of my My Space account. It seems the only way to keep up with the herd and be heard is to make compromises as such. I don't really like My Space and I'm still devoting my monthly tirades to livejournal ( Read more... )

I did etc. over the past month. I think etc. is good a summation of what I did. It implies that more happened than I care to mention due to a deficit of time and will. Which is precisely the case. But sometimes you can overestimate the energy it’d take to fill everyone in, which is what I've done now by going on like I am. I mean, I could've told ( Read more... )

"Are any of you part or full time ( Read more... )

I've been in a lot of fitting rooms lately and have wondered why. For some reason it takes me an extra long time to remove my shoes in a fitting room. Barely balancing on one foot when untying the other, I bump into the enclosed walls routinely. I should just kneel down to untie, but I hurry. When I'm in a dressing room I like to dance with my ( Read more... )

So I think I might travel to New Orleans this Summer since tourism is the only thing keeping the city afloat.

For real though.

The annual party-favor eyeglasses that use the 0's in 2006 as lenses will become obsolete in 2010, or 2011. And the small industrious town that solely produces them will suffer ( Read more... )