A, C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry ( Read more... )

Tommorow will be an interesting day. Out of 104 students split between the day and night class, nobody has an A. Whoever decided on our grading scale really fouled up. 79% is an F. Anyway, I've fought very hard to manage to pull a B, which few others have. But for the final act, regardless of what your grade is if you don't get a 80% you fail the ( Read more... )

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/sfl-1111cats,0,1225673.story?track=mostemailedlink

I always knew cats were bad news.

Sunrise ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Liberal
(70% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(35% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

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The Sword is mightier then the pen
When
I sever your Paper mate's Best Friend Connected to it's back end.

twenty three years

Que mis ojos se despierten con la luz de tu mirada ( Read more... )

can someone let me hold $65,000 US ?

I'm trying to buy a Mig 21
http://www.moscowaircraft.com/sales21.htm

I'm hoping armament isn't extra.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8726644/