I miss you. Really.

I miss my friend.

YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK!
(Amazon.com linkage, SFW)

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what five films would you take?

First off, I'm assuming that I have:
- An abundant supply of power
- A television
- Some type of video player

Movie 1
A porno. I don't know one off-hand, but a man alone has needs. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.

Movie 2A comedy because you'll want ( Read more... )

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My apartment got broken into today. I slept through them kicking the door in, but I woke up when they came into my bedroom. I think that they heard me snoring and thought that I was a lion.

My dog didn't even wake up until the maintenance guys came to replace the door. Worst guard dog ever.

Obama cures gloabal warming.

--because who could better deal with our current financial crisis than someone who was alive during the Great Depression?

I am listening to the Third 2008 Presidential Debate. Instead of debates, we should just get the candidates together and have a knife-fight.


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On average, "24 more people died in car crashes during voting hours on (U.S.) presidential election days than on other October and November Tuesdays. That amounts to an 18 per cent increased risk of death." (livescience.com)

If you're really concerned about your future you won't vote.

Wonder if you belong, think you've got it down ( Read more... )