I started the new job last week and I'm enjoying it so far. It's nice to be able to think at work for a change. It's also nice to to be out of a smock. That alone is totally worth the pay cut. My co-workers are...interesting and nice for the most part. I've never been out-geeked on this level before. Who the hell says lol (pronounced lull, ( Read more... )

Some guy put a Hayabusa engine (fast crotch-rocket motor) in a Smart car ( Read more... )

Words not entirely lost.

I've decided to give up chess in order to become a cryptologist.

Zebrule

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my milk went bad.

numbers are working against me today...

He said, "They'll really just hire anyone who can click a mouse, but they like to pretend that they have high standards."

--and he was right. The Planet called me back to take a pre-employment drug test.

Now I don't know what to do...

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Failure

my boy Goran DJs or something. those are his hands. DJing.

me: you should get paid to do this
Goran: you are such a capitalist!

then the conversation turned philosophical as it always does. and then, as per the normal course of deep thought for free-thinking men, it turned pornographic, the only logical epilogue to philosophy.

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