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[legendarylegs]

As flattering as it is to be in a few movies, I resent the fact that the actress portraying me hardly looks Chinese.

Gratuitous fan service aside, this is much more accurate.

Comments

[melodiousklepto]

Your uh. Underwear. Was everywhere.

[legendarylegs]

Really. I was too busy paying attention to how I crushed Vega's face into the ground.

[melodiousklepto]

You mean you didn't notice?

[legendarylegs]

I don't think a woman ordinarily finds anything fascinating about her own underwear.

[automailmaker]

Live actions can never get anything right.

[legendarylegs]

I do prefer myself animated.

[automailmaker]

I think most would prefer themselves animated.

Also, nice footwork in the second video. How'd you learn it?

[legendarylegs]

I've been studying martial arts my entire life.

[choppinurdogz]

Makes me feel guilty. My movie counterpart looked just like me.

[legendarylegs]

I suppose that makes you lucky.

Although admittedly, if Google's to be believed, my movie was a flop anyway.

[choppinurdogz]

Hurm...

Movie critics are swine who criticize the work of others while not working a day of honest work in their lives. Ignore them.

(OOC: This is one of those rare intances when Rorschach and I are in complete agreement. I fucking hate movie critics.)

[legendarylegs]

Hmph. Well, between training and crime fighting, I'm much too busy for films anyway.

[applephilia]

Ryuuk~ is liking~ the second video~ a lot~

[legendarylegs]

For the combat, I'm sure.

[applephilia]

lolololol of course~

[legendarylegs]

Creep.

[captainreckless]

I think I had a dream like the second one, once.

[legendarylegs]

Funny. I think I would throw a couch at you in real life, too.

[captainreckless]

You can couch me anytime you want, babe.

[legendarylegs]

I would've expected a better line from the world's most charming man.