Being injured is the most irritating thing.

I understand the need for rest and recuperation-- yes, a strong warrior must know her limits-- but it's against my policy to sit around the house and do nothing. I've already watched all my martial arts films at least once.

The weather is so nice. If I wasn't on crutches, I would go for a long walk.

A welcome to all the newcomers. I am Chun Li-- the strongest woman in the world. To commemorate your arrival, I have some advice and things you should know.1. If anyone greets you with questionable photos of scantily-clad bodybuilders, you may reign them in by insulting their height. This person can be treated as somewhat annoying, but harmless ( Read more... )

As flattering as it is to be in a few movies, I resent the fact that the actress portraying me hardly looks Chinese.

Gratuitous fan service aside, this is much more accurate.

There seems to be some sort of mistake.

I wonder if these "fan artists" realize that thighs of that size are anatomically impossible?

I haven't seen such an incredible and ridiculously elaborate deception since Shadaloo. Whoever is responsible for this nonsense may step forward.

The strongest woman in the world will personally teach you a lesson.