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[legendarylegs]

A welcome to all the newcomers. I am Chun Li-- the strongest woman in the world. To commemorate your arrival, I have some advice and things you should know.1. If anyone greets you with questionable photos of scantily-clad bodybuilders, you may reign them in by insulting their height. This person can be treated as somewhat annoying, but harmless

Comments

[bellefierte]

...!!

[itsnotzura]

I do not believe the propaganda, France-san.

[bellefierte]

O-oh!

[bellefierte]

Merci, Katsura! Merci beaucoup! ♥

[the_adephagos]

Damn straight I don't crossdress!!

[itsnotzura]

You do not look like a doggy.

[the_adephagos]

No, but I am 1.2% dog.

[itsnotzura]

I see.

What kind of dog.

[currythiefkilla]

I'd like to make an ammendment to #2 if you don't mind. One of our newcomers named Rena refers to herself in third person, but she is a sweet harmless girl, who just wants to make friends.

[legendarylegs]

Ah, I see. I was referring to the one who calls himself "Ryuk."

[currythiefkilla]

I've seen him. Never had the "pleasure" of speaking to him though.

I'm sorry, the poor girl was hounded by idiots yesterday for talking the way she does, so I've become a little defensive on her behalf.

[legendarylegs]

Understandably. I can see why you would wish to protect her. It's very noble of you.

[itsnotzura]

Ah.

The only planet-eater I have come across was a doggy.

[legendarylegs]

A dog? You mean, as in a literal canine?

[itsnotzura]

Yes.

[melodiousklepto]

Those came from fortune cookies?

[legendarylegs]

Well, not necessarily. My teacher though, he used to call advice "fortunate cookie wisdom."

[melodiousklepto]

Did he eat a lot of fortune cookies?

[legendarylegs]

No. But he was Chinese.