Ooh, fun fun fun. The Daily Mail really has outdone itself for xenophobic, jingoistic ramblings today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/newscomment.html?in_article_id=446079&in_page_id=1787

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I find it grimly amusing that people continue to entertain this notion that motorists are being unfairly discriminated against by the government ( Read more... )

Someone on Amazon is selling a CD for £130 that you can download off iTunes for under a tenner.

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Whadda buncha pricks.

There is only one word in the English language to describe a Morrissey concert.

And that word is:

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Hide me.

Ok, AS Level results are in. I suppose the traditional thing to do would be to post them here ( Read more... )

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Whee.

Ah, good old Progressive Boink. Lashing out at other humour sites in jealousy, because they're the painfully unfunny little brother of I-Mockery and have, like, 1 in 100 good articles ( Read more... )