Outrage!

[legolasgreenlef]

As memory serves me, 'twas the good King Elessar who released me from the maze of bewilderment. As my tears fell into Aragorn's hands, I sought his forgiveness for my behaviour

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[seaniea]

King Elessar (along with a handsome mate) discovered me in my confusion. Ever gracious they were to inform me of my dreadful behavior-as we indulged in sadistic, sexual conduct, involving the many curious gadgets discovered in my current bed chamber.

I am glad that you have come through your confusion, my sweet Prince. I wish I could have been there as you indulged in said sadistic behavior to offer some bit of comfort to you. Hopefully another time.

I bow to your beauty and look forward to meeting you again, soon.

[legolasgreenlef]

Ah, but times a many, there shall be, to frolic. I do pray to see thy handsome face amongst my troop.

To Middle Earth, I welcome thee. (bow)

[meidh]

You're very pretty. ::offers cookie::

[legolasgreenlef]

I must regretfully decline. As tempting as it be, my svelte figure must suffer not.

I Know, I Know

[faramirofgondor]

Crazed look in my eye, gum stuck in my hair, small kittens clutching my formerly sexy leather breeches, chocolate syrup dripping from my arm, and Bibi chasing me endlessly begging for more stories...

Legolas. My friend. Run while you can. Flee this chamber of horrors!

Wipes Bibi's nose, tells her to blow. Good Girl.

There's no hope for us. Save yourself!

Is bonked on the side of head by nerf bat

Sweet Eru, I survived countless battles only to be bested by urchins.

Oh, did I mention that Issy is going to have a ba..bagful of frosting?

Is sucked back into the vortex of children

Re: I Know, I Know

[legolasgreenlef]

Faramir, my friend-with this...terrifying news, my comely face is awe stricken.

Fight hard and let the ravenous babes victor not!

[sallysolomon]

That's TERRIBLE!!! Hordes of screaming placentas...Mr. Greenleaf, I'm awfuly sorry!!

[legolasgreenlef]

As I be, lass.

[urukhai]

FUCKING YUM!!!! dinner!!!!!!!!

[legolasgreenlef]

Please honorable Urukhai; feast to thy heart's content.