so LURTZ sees that today is some sort of FUCKING farce day dedicated to the FUCKERS who helped knock up our FUCKING mothers.

now my daddy's come back and has done NOTHING BUT FUCKING BITCH AND INSULT MY PERFECT MANLY PRESENCE EVER SINCE HE FUCKING GOT HERE ( Read more... )

due to zillions of FUCKING pleas from women for the FUCKING manliness that is LURTZ, I AM FUCKING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who's DA KING???? come on....WHO'S DA FUCKING KING???!!what the hell, you know. i'm a FUCKING HEAD URUK-HAI and that means I HAVE TO SPEND MOST OF MY FUCKING TIME FUCKING KILLING STUFF ( Read more... )

is there like NO FUCKING EVIL LOOKING MOOD HEADS ~ANYWHERE~ IN THIS CRAPPNG THING??? sad fucking state of affairs when a bunch of FUCKING BLOCKHEADS are the FUCKING most evil ones i could find!!

FUCK YOU LIVEJOURNAL FOR YOUR PANSY-ASS MOOD ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!
i can't believe this utter SHIT!

did you fellowSHIT journal FUCKS honestly think you could hide from ME? pappa told me alllllllllll about you SHITFACES hiding out in this web-crap, so naturally, I AM HERE TO STALK YOU AND EVENTUALLY KILL YOU ALL!!! (kinda like I did this dipshit. ~smug grin ( Read more... )