Wheeeeee!

[legolaswoodelf]

This pipe weed is wonderful! I simply cannot believe I was ever so against it, thanks Aragorn for showing me the error of my ways!
While I slept, he concocted some sort of "Lembas hash brownies" and offered me one. At first I was angry that he laced the remainder of our food supply with drugs, then I ate one!

Comments

[legolaswoodelf]

Do not sass me, elleth. You will destroy my buzz and that will make your arsecaptain very angry!

Would you like to get down?

~Legolas~

[legolaswoodelf]

But Jennifer said we can bump uglies whether you are knocked up or not! I do not understand this attitude but if you come sit on Big Ada's lap, he might forgive you!

~Legolas~

[legolaswoodelf]

Thank you, lovely elleth. It is nice to see that there is someone who has not turned against me the moment I am no longer perfect.
I wish I had chosen you for my love instead of that harpy Tinuviel!

~Legolas~

[legolaswoodelf]

Be silent, Tinuviel! One more word from you and I will block you from my journal!

~Legolas~

Oh Dear..

[disturbedangel2]

My Prince, Uhm... like they teach us in school...smoking bad. Brains good. Smoking make you act funny..Brains give you smarts... Didn't they have the DARE program in elvish Kindergarten??

Perhaps this is a why to cover your feelings for the pressure your poor elvish body has been put under? Weed does have a habit of making you numb and the whole world seem bright and full of sunshine..just.. don't start calling yourself moonflower or Sunbright or something..and if you wear a crown of Daisys...it's time to take a step away from the weed.

Best to you my Prince.

-Angel

*FOL*

[disturbedangel2]

Yanno when I Think about it... Your soo right, I could see him a crown of daisys singing 'lets all hold hands' or some hippie song like that.. *snickers*

[ex_purplekaz150]

LOL! Smoke more weed Mr Legolas :) It's all good.

[mrs_silmarwen]

Legolas! How could you knock up my fellow elleth and leave her?!? *mutters*
I hope you come to your senses and face your responsibilities!

And don't you come crying to us when you wake up with that splitting headache! *waves finger like a guest on Ricky Lake*

[omgimsopunk]

YOU TELL HIM, GIRLFRIEND!!

[mrs_silmarwen]

*makes "uhuh-sounds" while swinging her hip in an agressive manner*