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[legomycheescake]

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Detective: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Detective: What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Comments

[tabristheangel]

woo! i JUST bought it this past weekend! i couldn't go a day longer without mr. bateman.

"Duct tape. I need it for... taping something."

hee!

[legomycheescake]

I love that part, yo. I also like the part where he says, "Oh my god, it even has a WATERMARK!" about the business cards.

[scrillazilla]

Oh, man. I recently had a really fucked up dream where I was married to Patrick Bateman and he killed a bunch of friends/fam and then I called him my bf's name, even though he was clearly Christian Bale. ..

[scrillazilla]

No, no, no. The Huey Lewis and the News part when he is wearing that raincaot and does that amazing little dance thing.

In my dream he cut up the dress I wore to prom.

[legomycheescake]

When I saw Christian Bale in Batman, all I could think about was when he was trying to feed the kitten through the ATM machine.

Obviously, your dream means that you secretly desire Patrick Bateman, whilst he discuss Phil Collins and his role in Genesis.

*SWOON*