"hey, they may take your right to choose away, but they can never take away your right to get drunk and fall down a flight of stairs!!! CUS YOU CANT ARREST GRAVITY, MOTHA FUCKA!!! yeah and you could thank Isaac Newton for that shit. You're welcome."

i am about an inch from deleting this; not cus i don't want a livejournal, but because i just read back on entries from three years+ ago, and feel like a total dumbass. everyone that still reads this: promise me you wont read past fall 2006.

please. i beg of you.

HOORAY FOR MACBOOK!!

for the record, this is the first thing i've ever bought myself for more than 200$ that wasn't a car.

hearts. hearts!!!!!! hearts hearts hearts.
so.
whats up kids?

this is the first time in 5 years that i have been by myself. in an empty house. with no one here. and no one to talk to.

i'm freaking out.

letter to the award appeals committee of fin aid.... hopefully they pity me and i'm not kicked out for non-payment.
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I'M ALIVE!!!!

just so ya know.

p.s: im BACK!

Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: pixie stix
it's fucking crack. literally. like, i spill it all over my front and go screaming. "WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIFE?!"
Literary: pro-life banter know your enemy.Audiovisual: E! true hollywood story i have to see how fucked up everyone else is. even florence henderson gets ( Read more... )

do you all still love me, even with my lack of updates? (assuming you loved me to begin with?)

If you hath been deleted from my livejournal, you never write or you pissed me off or both. I think I deleted about 6. All old entries will be locked, side for a few.

Happy late summer!

Update: I'm too fucking lazy to go into every old entry and lock shit, I've had this for nearly 3 years, that's a lot to deal with.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Detective: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Detective: What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.