aaahahahahahahhaaa....i never read anything about me that was more accurate

so ive talked a lot to my friends about getting a fake because my sisters good friend from high school looks just like me and were built the same with the same hair and a ton of bullshit, but i never figured itd happen ( Read more... )

In a school just outside of Cleveland , a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Browns fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Browns fans too ( Read more... )

( Procrastination by Updation )

So this is a meaningless post, but i was at Nicki and Amanda's house over break, and Nicki showed me pics from Amanda's graduation party last June, and i just realized how fucking pale i am compared to summertime. her party was only a couple weeks after the pool had opened, so i wasnt nearly as tan as i typically get, so yeah...

i look like hell in ( Read more... )

What Your Underwear Says About You
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i dont really like putting song lyrics in here anymore, but this song has never meant more in my life

"He keeps to himself these days
Doesn't have much to talk about
But he tells himself over and again
"She'll be here soon."

Emotions are all the same
Maybe just love and lonlinessBut that enlightenment doesn't help at all ( Read more... )

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked ( Read more... )

You know you're living in 2005 when ( Read more... )

Grace is right, facebook photo albums are badass, even if they are copying it off ot Xuqa, but still

oh and Grace, i have a good number of those SNu pictures with you me n kiley up on it too haha