lord, my god, assist me now.

[lemmal]

today, during 8th period bio taxonomy lab, i had what is now known as the most religious experience in my entire, heathenistic life. i had a vision of christ. he came to me in the form of a hypocotyl on the pit of an avocado.
i began screaming and ranting to the classroom about how this divine drupe appeared to me. mr. imler found it strange and

Comments

[skamaster09]

Not the "theif in the night" I had imagined, but I'll take it.

[pezqueen325]

Wow. What do you think it means?

[ifandonlyif]

HAHA THAT'S FUCKING SCARY.

[backupdork]

it's a scarecrow.
a wholly ineffective scarecrow.

jesus did it for the chicks.

[originsofsound]

i'm impressed.