alright livejournal. don't pitch a hissy fit. i know i haven't updated in a while. my life just lacks that spark that makes me want to write humorously. things haven't been very humorous lately. part of this may be that i currently hate my lj name, and although i've had it from the start, i think it's time for a change. suggestions are welcome, ( Read more... )

dutch and i saw walls of jericho and blood has been shed yesterday, on our one year anniversary.
i'm so tired.

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today, during 8th period bio taxonomy lab, i had what is now known as the most religious experience in my entire, heathenistic life. i had a vision of christ. he came to me in the form of a hypocotyl on the pit of an avocado.
i began screaming and ranting to the classroom about how this divine drupe appeared to me. mr. imler found it strange and ( Read more... )

dutch and i vowed to one another not to celebrate valentine's day. you know, rebel against the corporate giant, and whatnot. so what do we do? we buy each other presents and hang out for nine hours.

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we had the very first KILL practice this afternoon, and i think it is safe to say that we are pretty
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so afinemasquerade came over and we made snow sculptures.
first we made a snow rhinocerous. he is majestic and three feet tall.
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after eating a bunch of oreos, i find it is best to muster up all the saliva you can, and spit in front of a mirror. it looks like diarrhea, but it tastes like heaven. actually it doesn't, it's just incredibly satisfying to cleanse your mouth of brown gunk.
i've got a game for everyone. if you understand my psyche and my persona, and you understand ( Read more... )

today was my first day volunteering at the museum. barbara is older than my mom, but dresses like a sluttier version of my supposed little sister. so my job was telling nerdy little girls what to do and indulging their nerdy moms, whose conversations seemed to revolve around pooping and the dollar general.
i went to a really gay show last night. two ( Read more... )