Marketer (who's name is probably Mr. Nutterbutter): "Is Mr. or Mrs. Reneesius home?"
Me: "This is Miss Reineccius. Can I help you?"
Marketer (who sounds high): "I'm doing blah blah blah and selling [some crap about insurance] blah."
Me: "Darn. I just don't have enough accidents to buy that. I am, however, selling my vacuum cleaner! It's top-of-the-
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