Jacquline flipped out on me again this morning for pointing out that she made a mistake.  ...and how it was my fault for not catching her mistake sooner ( Read more... )

I haven't even had time to digest what has happened, and Jacquline takes it upon herself to broadcast to the whole fucking company that my grandfather died.  Really, IT IS SO NOT YOUR PLACE TO DO THAT SHIT.  IF I WANTED IT TO BE PUBLICLY KNOWN WITHIN AN HOUR OF MY FINDING OUT, I WOULD HAVE SENT OUT AN EMAIL MYSELF!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

HAHAHAHA.  This is awesome and hilarious.  Jacquline just joined facebook (must've been over the weekend) and this morning she is going "oh my god! oh my god!" so I take the bait and say "...what?"  and she's like "oh my god, four people from my college found me on facebook!  oh my god!  I don't know if I like this ( Read more... )

I'm currently eating a piece of my birthday cake from the office.  It's a slightly-burned home-made angel food cake.  There's even a Food Lion tub of frozen strawberries to have with it.  Great, right?  Except that for everyone else's birthdays, both years that I've been here, everyone else has gotten a gourmet cake from a local bakery:

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Haven't written in a while; wanted to reiterate how fucking stupid Jacquline is ( Read more... )

So ok, they're getting all riled up now because senators fly first class if they fly commercial airlines.  Uh, hello?  If anyone is going to fly first class, don't you think it would be government officials?  Also, isn't that better than flying private jets ( Read more... )

Whenever something is missing, the first words out of Jacquline's mouth are "Someone STOLE it!"

Oh. My. God ( Read more... )

I feel good about myself.

Jacquline has McDonald's for lunch and the smell of it is literally turning my stomach.

Yay for not eating (or even wanting to eat) shit fast food.

Two things:

BSG TONIGHT DON'T FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, T-Rex reminds me of Raph almost every day.